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sashayed:

ULTIMATE #SOFTBRO TEST: Can u imagine the person in question shotgunning a beer, celebrating with a touchdown dance, and then immediately and with total horrified sincerity apologizing to a dog for almost stepping on it during the touchdown dance

http://sashayed.tumblr.com/post/100325803155/ultimate-softbro-test-can-u-imagine-the-person

Gene, what is with the Heffron bullshit, huh? You know my name. Why don’t you use it?

http://nalle.tumblr.com/post/100613855865/gene-what-is-with-the-heffron-bullshit-huh-you
http://vanessayves.tumblr.com/post/89122925144
http://prustytute.tumblr.com/post/100567945117

do not stand at my grave and weep.
i am not there. i do not sleep.

http://eposetties.tumblr.com/post/97939674078/do-not-stand-at-my-grave-and-weep-i-am-not-there

sidneyc:

jamie and tyler before the preseason game vs florida [x]

http://sidneyc.tumblr.com/post/98418329334/jamie-and-tyler-before-the-preseason-game-vs
http://www.heatherlikesfood.com/crispy-garlic-bread-grilled-cheese-sandwiches/

kingmunsterxvii:

febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The entire history of art has been leading to this monumental moment

http://febricant.tumblr.com/post/100591227277/shia-lebeouf-live-this-is-not-a-drill

direwolff:

favourite band of brothers characters

You give him morphine? [Yeah.] How much? [I can’t remember. Two, three syrettes maybe.] Three syrettes, maybe. [Yeah.] Jesus christ, were you trying to kill him? [It was two.] You don’t think it might be important to let me know how much medication the man has had, huh? Because I do not see one syrette on the man’s jacket. [Sorry, Doc.] Good thing he’s a big man. Maybe he’ll stand a chance. [He was in a lot of pain, Doc. We didn’t know what to do.] Well, you oughta. You know, you are officers. You are grown ups. You oughta know.

http://songofachilles.co.vu/post/98899104574/favourite-band-of-brothers-characters-you-give

jurassicaaaa:

Meeting up with an internet friend for the first time like

image

http://jurassicaaaa.tumblr.com/post/99214508436/meeting-up-with-an-internet-friend-for-the-first

My greatest misfortune would be to marry into a family who would carry me as their shame. As I have been required to carry my own mother, her apparent crime to be born Negro and mine to be the evidence. Since I wish to deny her no more than I wish to deny myself you will pardon me for wanting a husband who feels forgiveness of my bloodline is both unnecessary and without grace.

http://firstenchantervivienne.tumblr.com/post/94098163912

ydrill:

Cats in piles

http://ydrill.tumblr.com/
http://pascaladiction.tumblr.com/post/97852792224

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

http://draculas-asshole.tumblr.com/post/94819896163/i-love-the-sims-because-i-love-architecture
http://jodrouin.tumblr.com/post/86258725290