someone on fb just posted this on a mutual’s wall re: their sketchy beard and all but the important thing is

the truly important thing is:

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF SIDNEY

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

tsumitzu:

If I don’t remember who I am, then who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or a whatever she is… Right?

paulmartinamericanhero:

PAULIE JUST WINKED LMAO BYE

paulmartinamericanhero:

PAULIE JUST WINKED LMAO BYE

sorry-ari:

It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.

Giant question! Do you have a tag for your writing? I think Ive missed some of these and that is a true tragedy :(

haha well half of these are literally me just going on twitter and being like WHAT IF I WROTE A THING

but uh if you’re looking for legit stuff, the notfic is, well, #notfic, and the actual fic is #mine!

(also, poll: once i finish this book review what should i work on i need help with decisions in my life)

() HBO War Meme: Four Characters → Lewis Nixon

re: 1, SONG OF THE LIONESS. Omg, so hard.

TAMORA PIERCE WAS MY SHIT for i too was a red-headed twelve year old and then there was protector of the small and i too was TALLER THAN EVERYONE and basically those books are my eternal and everlasting jam

TOP FIVE SHIPS

FUCK I DIDNT READ THE WHOLE THING BUT DO THEM ANYWAY

wOW ERIN (JK JK LOVE YOUUUUUU)

  • keladry/dom from protector of the small (AM I STILL MAD THEY NEVER KISSED? YES SHUT UP THEY RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER K)
  • I’M STILL REALLY INVESTED IN KENSIE AND DEEKS FROM NCIS:LA MAKING OUT I HAVEN’T EVEN WATCHED IT IN LIK EYEARS AND YET
  • JOAN/SHERLOCK IN ALL WAYS SHAPES AND FORMS
  • jack benjamin/david from kings (WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAAALL)
  • sid/geno but that is like established fact on these premises
Ruining my life with kidfic, ruining my life with fake married fic, ruining my life with sunny/bort, ruining my life with Paulie/Nealsy, ruining my life with the regency romance of Segs/Jamie (WRITE ME THINGS) (PLEASE)
  1. ruining your life with kidfic (BABIEEEEES)
  2. ruining your life with paulie/nealsy (gOSH THOSE LOSERS)
  3. ruining your life with fake marrieds (DUDE THIS FANDOM NEEDS LIKE A MILLION MORE FAKE MARRIEDS ALL OF THE FAKE MARRIEDS)
  4. ruining your life with regency romance of segs/jamie (one word: waistcoats) (another word: wEIRD PATTERN DANCING)
  5. ruining your life with sunny/bort (sUPER LOSERS SO YOUNG SO DUMB IT’S GREAT)
you are the woRST so: geno with a baby, paulie with a baby, sid with a baby, pk with two babies (his nephews), flower with his own baby (estelle ahhhh)

nO U R

  1. PK W/ TWO BABIES (OH GOD HIS NEPHEWS ARE SO CUTE)
  2. SID W/ A BABY THAT ROCKING CHAIR OWNING MOTHERFUCKER
  3. GENO W/ A BABY (THE BABY IS SO LITTLE! GENO IS SO BIG!)
  4. PAULIE W/ A BABY (DEAR TODDLER THE PENS VISITED WHO DIDN’T WANT TO LET GO OF PAULIE - I FEEL YOU AND SO DOES JAMES NEAL)
  5. FLOWER W/ ESTELLE (THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT FLOWER DOESN’T MAKE A CUTE DAD THEY ARE BASICALLY ALL EVEN AT THIS POINT ALSO DOESN’T HE HAVE ESTELLE’S NAME ON HIS GOALIE MASK AKA THE MOST DEVASTATING THING EVER????)
Sci-fi, fantasy, romance, mystery, annnnnd horror.
  1. fantasy (dude who didn’t want to be a lady knight when they grew up?)
  2. sci-fi (SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE)
  3. romance (but like not so much harlequin? a lot more repressed regency era awkwardly using metaphors to express their deep devotion and/or boners for one another)
  4. mystery (sometimes? depends on like, how gory it is)
  5. horror (nope nope nope)

put five anything in my ask and i’ll put them in my preference order

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